Maybe she should. They'd both be happier.

It's a welcome change of subject. "Pineapple is a kind of fruit. It's sweet and tart at the same time. Maybe pizza isn't the best first introduction to it, so, we'll save that for another time. Most pizza toppings are either meat or vegetable, or different kinds of cheese. And then there are the different kinds of crusts... the important decision there is, bready or crispy." Deep-dish can wait for another day.