[Duplicity] IC Inbox

[rogueinladysclothing]

Text | Voice | Video | Action | un: LadyRogue


[Amelia's device is ready for messages. Send away as you will.

Upon reaching her inbox, there's a long pause. And then, when the caller might think this is some prank or the inbox is improperly set up, a soft voice speaks:]

"Leave your message. We'll speak later."

Comments

text; un: DonutDevourer

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is pretty sure this isn't real, but it seems fun so he's joining in.]

YOU'VE BEEN BLASTED BY THE

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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!

[rogueinladysclothing]

[What in all the hells is going on?]

While I appreciate what I believe to be your reasoning for this, I doubt the city will let anything like this happen.

[goldenglasses]

You're right. This city it would probably be some sort of sexy injury.

[rogueinladysclothing]

[That is not what she meant at all, but perhaps he understands what's going on more than she does. Still, this is ridiculous.]

I hope you didn't actually send this to the number of people demanded in this. Everyone in the city will have seen it if you and whoever sent it to you took this to heart.

[goldenglasses]

Sure I did! Why not? We can keep calling each other sexy that way!

[rogueinladysclothing]

[Oh Vash, no.]

Why not tell someone directly? It's rarely seen as an insult in this city.

[goldenglasses]

I can, but this is much more fun!

[rogueinladysclothing]

How so? I would think seeing their reaction would be far better than something like this? Knowing the immediate reaction and getting proper reciprocation would b much more enjoyable to me.